I recently bought a bag of apples. This much I know for sure. But beyond that is where things get a little sketchy. I don’t recall precisely how many apples were in the bag, but I feel fairly certain there were at least half a dozen. This was 3 days ago. Today, there are no apples in the bag. Using my best detective skills, I can come up with two plausible explanations:
- #1- In a blurry stupor, I sleep-ate all 6+ apples in one sitting.
- #2 – My 2 year old took them and hid them somewhere in the house.
I am not sure which one scares me more.
Disclaimer: I actually wrote this about a year ago. It got lost in the abyss that is my “Blog Brainstorm” Google Docs folder. Better late than never
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did you find rotten apples six months ago?
Some may say rotten, but I say my home is filled with the earthy scent of an old vineyard. Actually, I did find several in a toy box a couple days later.